Herb on Alexis

Let’s get one thing straight - I am fan of Vita.mn and Alexis on the Sexes. What I do on this blog is parody. Fun. Attempt to be funny. Give the guys perspective. And clearly have no idea what I’m talking about. Vita.mn is great, Alexis is great and you should always read their content before even attempting to click through this blog.

Just so you know…

- I am not a doctor in any way shape or form. If you need medical or mental help, please seek a professional ASAP!

- I shoot from the hip…you are really going to take my advice seriously?

- I do this because yes, hopefully Alexis will notice me and want me someday (once again, are you really taking me serious?)

- Vita.mn and Alexis on the Sexes have nothing to do with this…but they are the inspiration. So you really should go check out Vita.mn first before even reading this blog. Your world will be better for it.

- I have the right to delete any thing at any time. Why? My blog, go get your own.

- Look, it is just a blog…and not that good of one. Relax. I’m more than likely wrong so writing me a threat is a waste of everyone’s time…including your own…because…I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING, so of course I’m wrong. Seriously, relax.

- Yes, I’ve had a crush on a certain someone in the past. But clearly I’m over that now.

- I do not condone drinking, drugs, forced sex, uncomfortable sex, trying things you are not wanting to try sex, being evil, breaking the law or doing something that will disappoint your mother.

- If you are uncomfortable with the topics here…go somewhere else. Yes, these are adult topics…so act like an adult and just change the channel. I’m not forcing anyone to read this. But some people do like to read this and they have a right to as much as you have a right not to. Stop acting like a 5 year old and just ignore me already.

- I really do love you all. Thanks for your support.